Visit our new --ELVIS MEDITATION CHAPEL-- and rest your weary mind in shades of Elvis.

Bide with me a while, pilgrim.

"Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the King."

Mojo Nixon

 

  

The King advises you on your burning issues. Ask Him a yes or no question and he will reply.

PROOF! As if there was any doubt

LOOKY HERE, ZEKE!!!  

I am appointed the "Elvisian" Ambassador to Greece. Is Elvis an alien? If so does he have a green card?

ALL SHOOK UP!  

Yes, folk, Fox News has seen fit to write up the Ambassador on their site. When I report this to the supreme overlord of the L'Vssss Expeditionary Force for Conquest and Subjugation, he will Thwork a Yargnizzle!!

where elvis is now

Elvis' whereabouts finally established.

 

 

 

"WHO WAS I IN MY PAST LIFE?"Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

To know the answer - just type in the DAY, MONTH, and YEAR you were born in PRESENT life.

For example:
October 16, 1955 would be entered as

Day:16 Month:10 Year:55

 
Day:    Month:   Year: 













 Attention! This esoteric algorythm is composed for our contemporaries - people born after 1922. Earlier birthdates may be processed with errors or not processed at all.



 


      

         

            

                 

                       


                               
                                   







                                    

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        PLAY THE ELVIS INVADERS GAME!!!!! 


      

      Help the King save the 

      Earth from the invading hordes of Pat Boonites!


      

      PLAY 

      ELVIS ASTEROIDS!!!!!!


      

            Help the King save Memphis from the terrorists' rogue 

    asteroids.


          

      JAILHOUSE 

    BREAKOUT! Help the king git outta jail!
 PACMAN!!! My

      personal all-time favorite game.

      TETRIS!! Elvis woulda loved this game.


    *note. you don't have to swallow 

    this "theming" you can just click to play classic games if you have time on 

    your hands. coming soon:  supermario, others. all written in exciting

    JAVASCRIPT.


     





      


  


  


   
 



  

     

        

             

                   


                           
                               
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