hoss's links

tv-derived iconography it's what passes for history for americans born after 1950.

Hoss's links

This is Hoss. He doesn't get it. He loves you all the same

click Hoss and visit the Ponderosa

TV THEMES
from the 60's to the 90's. All MIDI files. All crap.
The daily Zippy (get your pinhead fix from bill griffith's sainted character.)
The Fortean Times. What's weird today?
The Weekly World News !!
the absolute acme of supermarket tabloids. "Boy Eats Own Foot!" "Elvis Forced Me To Have his Alien Love Child!"

The AFU & Urban Legends Archive poodle in the microwave, alligators in the sewers, the very stuff of modern folklore

Celebrity postcards1. including links to other star crazy sites
Celebrity Postcards2. from classic movies and TV. Brady Bunch and Gilligan's Island Fans in for a treat.

Babel fish (online translation and ever-spiralling mutilation from many languages to english et encore weiter mein hund.)

the quick and the dead
Dead or Alive?
Who's' Alive and Who's Dead! Ever wondered if old "what's his name?" is still around? Find out here.

The Gallery of the Absurd Source of much of the hilarious post-modern imagery I dote upon. "They're Happy Because they Eat Lard" The original McDonald's mascot. Bob's big boy.

The Watcher Apocalypse & Millennium End Time Prophecy & Conspiracy - Antichrist Prophecy, Nostradamus Prophecy, Bible Prophecy, prophecy prophecy about prophets prophesying.

Pigdog Journal "Eat the Interlinguo." Esperanto links. The language of the pointy-shouldered lucite sandal-wearing future.

Prometheus Ashtrays - the Official Web Site of the Manufacturer of Prometheus Ashtrays. I cover this territory later. Who makes those cheap Chinese lighters?

Drunvalo Melchizidek's personal site. The name kills me. self- appointed avatar and weirdo.

Freemasonry Watch Learn about Hitler's magician, the sword of destiny, other reasons to be afraid...very afraid.

The Planet Nibiru Learn about earth's true history, slaves to the lizard people from the planet Nibiru.

star trek links

William Shatner's home page. Read from Bill's blog. See photos of his new plastic surgery.

Leonard Nimoy's official fan club.

the science of star trek

kirk and spock, as time goes by

Slash fiction: "What if Kirk and Spock

were, like, a gay couple?

check it out, dude.

Not to mention

PATRON SAINTS This is St. Isidore of Seville, proposed by the Church as the patron saint of the internet and computer programmers. Find out the patron saints of lost keys, circus workers, philatelists and others. This is genuine Catholic stuff, folks. You can't make this kind of stuff up. Click ol' St. Is.

THE PEOPLE OF HOOTERVILLE
GREEN ACRES is the place to be...

Pueblo, Colorado.

pueblo, a city outside of time, space, and ordinary human behavior.

click here to go to pueblo

new gallery guido in pueblo june 2003

My home town. This town defies description. I'm not sure why it seemed so surreal when I was growing up there. Maybe it had something to do with the quality of the pot. Really good stuff from the Sicilians. Former home of a steel mill built for the railroad. Once known as "Little Pittsburgh". Home of the Colorado State Fair. A place where a mob judge let a man off of murder because "no one actually SAW the bullet leave the gun." Home to the biggest arsenal of nerve gas in the world, the Pueblo Army Depot. My dad used to work there. Most people's dads worked there unless they worked at the steel mill. We used to call it PU town from the American onomatopoeic expression for a big stink. If you ever lived downwind from the flatulent fumes of a coke extraction plant you will know why. "Gimmee some more salsa verde, ese. Pass the frijoles, Lupe." This is an American city where they have made canals with gondolas on them "just like Venice". Santa Lucia...Santa Lucia...!"

the Arkansas Riverwalk

Find out why the tourists are deserting Venezia in droves. Have a capuccino in one of the exciting sidewalk cafes, or buy fuzzy animals in one of the charming boutiques. Don't wonder where small town America went. It's been THEMED.

guido against pueblo skyline. may 2003

new gallery guido in pueblo june 2003